Tonight's Google headline: Pope decries 'religious' violence.
"We [team Heaven] got down there [to Hell] a couple of times and hurt ourselves [bruised wings], which is somewhat frustrating [sacrifice]. We have got to get better at protecting the quarterback [Jesus].
"Being a senior, I hope I am one of our go-to guys. I just try to keep making plays [God's handiwork]. Every game in this league [Heaven] is a must-win. Tonight, we won, but the defense [Angels & Saints] definitely saved out butts. To tell you the truth, I'm not that happy right now. I think we let a good opportunity [conversion] slip away.
"Ultimately [Day of Reckoning] it comes down to not being able to run the football [The Bible]. We're just not playing good enough.
"He [Jesus] has a tremendous arm and his receivers [the Apostles] make nice catches. He is a good player, and is a great threat running the ball."
"We played hard, just not hard enough [Old Testament] ... We need to break the culture of losing around here [Vengeance of God]."
Oh, and Pope Benedict decries that religion should never be vehicles for hatred and violence. Thanks for the update, Ben, but I think you're a bit late with that one.
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Good words.
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